Obnoxious Business Profile

Damn, dial it down a notch. Just what all are you growing there?

Good to see the standard pose by the tree, but I’m a little concerned about the quality of the photo (old Nokia? laptop cam?) and the casual outfit.

This is an experience, that’s for sure.

Tiffany stretched the image so they’d look thinner, but forgot to put the fake background in.

Heaven is an anti-gravity office building that’s all corner offices and she’s here to show you around. Hope you had a nice life and got to play a lot of golf.

Webmasters, don’t use descriptive names like this. It just calls attention to what a bad job you did.

I’ve never understood the “I’ll just pull back my jacket and show off my stomach and crotch” pose. 

In case you’re wondering why it’s suddenly “all Omaha, all the time” around here, it’s because I’ve used all my keyword searches so many times, it’s getting too hard to find profiles I haven’t already seen. So now I’m working my way the Greater Omaha Chamber business directory. But you probably weren’t wondering.

Anyway, now I want to go to Omaha and try to find some of this guy’s superior photography.

This just seems inappropriate. 

It’s pretty ballsy to call yourself the most well-informed and personable receptionist in all of Omaha. I picture a bunch of other receptionists at happy hour talking so much shit.

This is the third profile from Omaha in two days I’ve seen that mentions a twin.